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I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive

vibranium:

helloimashoutyman:

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

image


animal40:

contemporary art 


blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E


joachimmurat:

I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.

He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.


jackhoward:

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

I don’t agree. There’s a really good one of her holding an oscar while giving the finger. 


juicyjacqulyn:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER

I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST

Good


"Malala is an inspiration to girls and women all over the world." -JK Rowling

8 hours ago via 2026 notes!
via / source/ reblog


giddykae:

whiteboyfriend:

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

why does anyone care about yesterday’s weather though

Welcome to Night Vale


a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

deaths-impala:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere